Avast, bulgefiends and bilgeswillers!

[Those who are already familiar with Vriska should recognise her as an adult. Those who are unfamiliar with her will see... A six-feet-tall grey horned chick with fairy wings standing on board a pirate ship.

Yeah.]

Calling all wigglers! I mean... children. My name is Captain Vriska Serket, and I'm here to ( Read more... )

[Yeah, that glib, playfully-mocking tone Vriska's voice usually has? Not today. She doesn't sound upset or anything, but the levity is pretty forced.Heeeeeeeey. I'm alive! Or back. Whatever. One of the two, I guess! Everybody else involved in the roboshit thing better be fine too. Don't make me flip tables, assholes. Not really in the mood! Haha ( Read more... )

[Vriska is looking a little blue when she turns on the feed. Literally! Having blue blood and being FUCKING FREEZING will do that. She's standing in the middle of one of the snowy garden zones wearing a sweater under her godhoodie and a pair of bright orange mittens.

IT IS ABOUT AS ADORABLE AS IT GETS.Hey. I'm bored. And it's snowing in Garden ( Read more... )

[The feed jolts around for a few seconds before focusing on a very frazzled-looking Vriska. She's running, though it isn't clear what from.]

I warned you guys! I told you! I distinctly remember telling people about fucking homicidal robots, and now th--

[She cuts herself off with a screech, dodges a blow from something, then there's a lurch in ( Read more... )

[Surpriiiiiiiise! Vriska is a troll again! And looking very pleased about it. There's also some other chump hanging around in the background of the feed, but man. Who cares. VRISKA ISN'T A SPRITE. FUCK YES.]

( Cut for length and TWO obnoxious colours for the price of one! )

( Cut for trolltext. Uh. Spritetext? PALE BLUE COURIER, OKAY. )

[The video feed opens on a view of one of the beaches. The camera bobs up and down for a few seconds before swinging around to reveal...]

( Cut for animation. Fuck land - I'm on a boat, motherfucker! )

[Vriska seems kind of shifty today. How mysterious!]

So hey. You know what's reeeeeeeeally irritating? Being cheated out of a really awesome fight you spent weeks preparing for. Weeks of practice and preparation and patience. All for nothing. Man! I have all this pent up aggression and nowhere to vent it ( Read more... )

Haha, Jegus. What the hell is even going on around here, I just. Seriously? Seriously? I leave you guys alone for five minutes and everything goes to shit! I mean I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but god. You could at least pretend that you can hold it together without me! Whatever. Vriska fucking Serket here, douchebags. I'm back.

[ A pause.Back ( Read more... )

[ The message that pops up on the network is clearly meant to be filtered to Davesprite. But a mess of typos in the code appear to have made it viewable to anybody. Oops? ]

( Cut for even-more-obnoxious-than-usual trolltext )